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Jamie Todd Rubin
jamietr
05 May 2008 @ 07:20 am
Don't skimp on the important stuff!  
Thinking about the toilet paper in the restrooms at the office, I am reminded that there are some things that we shouldn't be cheap about. Toilet paper is one of them.

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Current Location: Arlington, Virginia
I'm feeling: annoyed
 
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strausmouse: haha![info]strausmouse on May 5th, 2008 12:12 pm (UTC)
Hope you washed your hands thoroughly.

Don't you hate when find little toilet paper crumbs in your ass later in the day, all dried and stuck to your ass-crack hair? That hurts when you pull them out. I think that happens with cheap paper.
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Jamie Todd Rubin: bing and bob[info]jamietr on May 5th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
One simply cannot top that statement.
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strausmouse: stu[info]strausmouse on May 5th, 2008 07:29 pm (UTC)
I agree.
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(Anonymous) on May 5th, 2008 09:21 pm (UTC)
Although this may not have much to do with toilet paper, I thought you should know that your girl Scartlett Johansson is off the market...

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds engaged
May 5, 2008, 1:17 PM EST
NEW YORK (AP) -- Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, are engaged.

Perhaps you could use the terrible tp to wipe away your tears...

Doug
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strausmouse: slayer[info]strausmouse on May 6th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
Yeah, and her singing sucks too.
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Jamie Todd Rubin: sexy[info]jamietr on May 6th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for pointing it out. I think I've come to terms with it. Besides, I've got my own Scarlet Johansson now, except that her name isn't Scarlet, it's Kelly. As far as I'm concerned, she's infinitely better.
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Jamie Todd Rubin: jazz[info]jamietr on May 6th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
Well, I did hear her do a rendition of "Summertime" that wasn't terrible.
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